The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Who cares? As long as you can stab 'em."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Of course I relax and savor the moment..."
[sup]"...when I crush the skulls of my enemies!"
"And/or victims..."[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being so eager to misjudge.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For needing exercise.
[sup]Mortals![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "If you don't like that way you look just create yourself a new body!"

 

[Sassafrass]

....for BLARGHLESNORKLE!

[sup]Mornin' to you fellows.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Morning? It's almost 6 P.M.!"

 

[Lambi]

For "It's 5 pm for me and Sas."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being awake that early!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having to get up early.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being more picky.