The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Real power is never given... It's taken!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well if you won't start your plans quickly then I will!"
*Orders some minions around*

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your minions directly in harm's way!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not doing it DELIBERATELY.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting the small one in my way.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being able to see that the small one is just a part of the big one.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to confuse me with pictures!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being easily confused with pictures.

 

[Neonbob]

...for picturing a tornado and failing to capture the feelings in it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What are these 'Feelings' you keep talking about?"

 

[Lambi]

For "Stupid human things."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Ah, so it's one of those things humans have? Like a conscience?"

 

[Lambi]

For "Yes. And a 'heart', whatever that is."

 

[Neonbob]

...for stuffing your face with fuzz.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For zigzagging in circles.

@Lambi
"Ah, I know what a heart is! It's a piece of meat mortals have inside them, tastes great!"