The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for sharing your weak points!

 

[Lambi]

For "Yes, I see. Anything else mortals are of use for?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for impinging your face.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sapping the sap of sappiness.

@Lambi
"Well, they do pretty good as slaves..."

 

[Ren3004]

For shooting me in the kneecaps.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Did that hurt more or less than the last time?"

 

[Lambi]

For "It must have hurt more. He hasn't said a word in almost 4 hours and 45 minutes."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Maybe he's dead! Now we just need to decide how to prepare him for dinner/lunch/whatever. Should we grill or cook him? Or should we just eat him raw?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Your post count it's it's"
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For ones and zeros.

 

[Lambi]

For "I think I saw a two once."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Actually you saw 10"

 

[Lambi]

For "Wasn't that just a 1 and a 0 put together?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That was binary."

 

[Lambi]

For putting lazers in cats when he could have done it on dogs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "But I like cats!"

 

[Lambi]

For peeing inside a small cup when the toilet was free to go to!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing that guy over there drinking from said cup thinking it's lemonade.