The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for giving his soul to the Escapist over-lords who are now playing ping-pong with it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trading his soul for cookies.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not calling Sas out on his lack of a soul.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I'm the one who traded away some cookies!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I didn't trade my soul for cookies!
I traded it for a bag of crisps and a half eaten sandwich."

 

[Neonbob]

...for failing at diversifying interests.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For also failing at that.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I failed.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking straight all the time.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking outside the box and it's boxy ways.

 

[Neonbob]

...for boxing me up in a lunch tray.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a box!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being bloomy!

 

[Lambi]

For controlling apes with sausages!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For controlling dogs with bananas!

 

[Neonbob]

...for luring people into your arms with dogs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my dogs!

 

[Lambi]

@Rex: For not giving me equally awesome cats!

@IdealistCommi: For being a tiny NINJA!

 

[Neonbob]

...for deluding yourself into things.