The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pm0n3y]

For not being a Konata.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being Scottish.

 

[Ren3004]

For not being Portuguese.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being overly scottish.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being overly 'meh'.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being on a farm while you shouted that.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for doing things that worry sheep.

 

[Neonbob]

...for assaulting people with sticks and grass.

 

[Lambi]

For abusing the farm equipment!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a tractor as a blunt weapon!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for abusing the farmer.

 

[Lambi]

For egging the chickens!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not abusing his kids with kitchen utensils while I was abusing the farmer with tires.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For talking about farms.

 

[Lambi]

For not caring about his cows as aliens abduct them!

 

[Neonbob]

...for caring more about the aliens!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For "Well, actually...
Those cows were a gift to the aliens, you see, they don't have anything like them on their planet. They're gonna research them so they can make a gas that will turn all cows on Earth into killing machines so they can exterminate those humans easier."
@Neon
For "Not caring enough about aliens."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "OH MY GOD, IT'S GOAT! ...Hi."