The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pm0n3y]

For feeding hamburger to a cow.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not endorsing cannibalism!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not endorsing child based cannibalism.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating other sasquatches!

 

[Neonbob]

...for never moving on!

 

[Ren3004]

For moving to my basement.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hiding better.

 

[Ren3004]

For wanting his new home destroyed.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Throws big red ball of Doom at Ren's basement*
"There! The basement is destroyed!
And the planet will blow up in 2 minutes!"

 

[Lambi]

For "What is it with you and blowing up the planet in 2 minutes?"

 

[Ren3004]

For not going along with it... it's a magic trick.

 

[Lambi]

@Goat: For "I c wat u did thar."

@Ren: For being a bloody NINJA!

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for not giving me that look.