The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being all pansy over a damn fish hook.

[sup]Good God, you're such a whinger! *Yanks hook out*
I had Keanu Reeves in mine once![/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for "damn, that must've hurt"
[sup]How'd you get the Keanu out?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Whoa indeed."
[sup]I smiled.
He then melted to death. Like that other Terminator from T2.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making me laugh with your posts!

 

[Ren3004]

@Goat: For not GETTING TO DA CHOPPA!
@Rex: For being a ninja.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For clearing my conscious.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "By the time SkyNet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software, in cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the weapons they built to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. The Terminator knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what the Terminator taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun."

[sup]Unlike Goat, I will only quote stuff.
Even if it is from average films.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For plaguing the pebbles!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "If we stay the course, we are dead! We are all dead!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "What is it that makes us human? It's not something you can program. You can't put it into a chip. It's the strength of the human heart. The difference between us and machines."

[sup]How did you ever guess?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For being so obvious.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare - the war against the Machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human Resistance. John Connor; my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me, in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was sent to strike at John himself, when he was still a child. As before, the Resistance was able to send a lone warrior. A protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first."

[sup]It isn't that obvious.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not realizing how obvious he's being.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line is: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something."

[sup]...OK, now I see it.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

...for 'finally!'