The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For rejoicing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Why did I become a doctor? Well, I guess it's because I've always wanted to help people. You know, I don't tell this story often, but once when I was a kid I found a bird with a broken wing, and I nursed it back to... [breaks up laughing] I became a doctor for the same four reasons everyone becomes a doctor: chicks, money, power, and chicks."

[sup]I've admitted to my problem.
Stage 2: Getting me out of Wikiquote.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting random stuff instead of quoting me!
/ego

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting to be quoted.

 

[Ren3004]

For falling smart.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Goat
For "Hey, there's a spelling error there!"
@Ninja
For being an IdealistCommi!

 

[Ren3004]

For being a goddamn ninja!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren
For getting ninja'd by the ninja'd!
@Commi
For doing it again!

 

[Ren3004]

For making happy faces.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-FUCKHEREWEGOAGAIN!*

 

[Ren3004]

For freaking out.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-ITSABLOODYTROUT!SLAP!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-ITSOVERNINETHOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[Neonbob]

...for lowering your standards incredibly!