The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for destroying a building with soda!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding your foot in sand.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For yelling at rocks.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for yelling at snakes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "You mean that plane I just blew up?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yes, Hercules. That plane."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh well, on the bright side: the snake are dead!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, that's because I'm the one who hid the silver lines!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I hid the gold lines elsewhere..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I hide anything under the mattress.
I hide stuff between the dimensions!

 

[Ren3004]

For making this more complicated than it needs to be.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For singing in the rain!

 

[Ren3004]

...for making pickled beet.