The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For reminding me of that.

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling your ears with slag.

 

[Lambi]

For painting your ankles with lemon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for slobbering all over my shoes!

 

[Lambi]

For getting frogs in my living room!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting yu gi oh back on tv.

 

[Lambi]

For "How is that a bad thing?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make things unappealing.

 

[Lambi]

For dancing on the hot remains of South Africa!

 

[Ren3004]

For calling himself 'the hot remains of South Africa'.

 

[Lambi]

For bewildering squirrels!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going to a drag show as a queen!

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for reconsidering my raise.

 

[Neonbob]

...for raising yourself to my attention!

 

[Lambi]

For getting detention!

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for serving a suspension!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing my ascention!