The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for scamming science institutes

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wearing said shirt until I burned it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping marshmallows secret from me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I didn't keep them a secret! See? You know about them!"

 

[Lambi]

For holding out your tongue while the bellies of thousand hamsters rolled in the mud!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing the same thing!

 

[Pm0n3y]

For holding out your *bleep* while in a *bleep* beside a *bleep* *bleeping* and *bleepedy-bleeping* all night long.

 

[Ren3004]

For *bleeping* so much.

 

[Pm0n3y]

for not *bleeping* enough.

 

[Ren3004]

For being a *bleeping* *bleeper*, *bleep-it*!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling my parents about my indiscretions.