The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For not knowing that lady was evil.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not setting off the evil alarm.
[sup]Great relish and some mustard.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For breaking the evil alarm.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being too good for the evil alarm to pick him up.
[sup]And mayo.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing I just pretend to be good so I can pass undetected.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing the evil alarm has a limit.
[sup]Ketchup trumps all, though.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For breaking said limit.

 

[Neonbob]

...for laughing at another person's fortune.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being over the limit.
[sup]This is true.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For ninja'ing me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing it to the limit.
[sup]It's used EVERYWHERE, on EVERYTHING. So it must be...THE KING OF CONDIMENTS![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For being so cranky today.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pushing it too far.
[sup]It's not used on...dammit![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for waking up to pain.
[sup]Exactly![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making my eye hurt.
[sup]Yay for job hunting![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not covering his eyes appropriately.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for tying me up then jabbing me in the eye with a poker.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not enjoying the pain.

 

[Ren3004]

For enjoying his pain.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being my master.