The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For being a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy. *readies whip*

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to go into S&M

 

[Ren3004]

For not being into S&M.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not trying to make people suffer as much as possible.

 

[Neonbob]

...for embalming your grandma.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Medusa heads!
Three side quests!
Two Turtle Shells!
And a bat over every pit!

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing with words so much!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For messing my hair up!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not giving yourself a mohawk!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not giving yourself a beating some icecream!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to brainwash me with your tone.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being brainwashed with my tone.

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my room.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I'm here to bring ruin to all!

 

[Pm0n3y]

for being the destroyer of worlds.

 

[Lambi]

For not aiding him in said destruction.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a stick of gum on my delete key

 

[Lambi]

For putting rabbits in a room filled with razor blades.

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaping around a stick filled balloon house.

 

[Lambi]

For inhaling helium to try and achieve ultimate power.