The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for gunning down a group of children.

 

[Lambi]

For sending children loose with a noose.

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing your little brother.

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing my life would be easier if I did.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting on that earlier.

 

[Ren3004]

For not helping him out with that.

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing my mother would kill me if I did.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not assisting in the matter.

 

[Neonbob]

...for requiring help with something so simple.

 

[Ren3004]

For thinking it's simple making it look like an accident.

 

[Lambi]

For overthinking it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tearing a hole in the space-time continuüm.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not leaping through that hole into unexplored space!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting me to do things.

[sup]I don't wanna![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not having a drive!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For suggesting that there could be a part of space I don't know about.
[sup]You fool! I created it all![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For having a god complex.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For driving under said cat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for illuminating all your failures.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For