The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for putting an image instead of WORDS.

 

[Ren3004]

For using caps.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For

 

[Lambi]

For getting the wrong kind.

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling my room with potato skins.

 

[Lambi]

For getting ketchup all over my hard drive.

 

[Ren3004]

For eating that hard drive with pasta.

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering your shame with ellipses.

 

[Lambi]

For bathing his PC because he thought it was a good idea.

 

[Neonbob]

...for washing your hair with grease.

 

[Lambi]

For burning his hamster because the cockroaches told him to do so.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing me entry to the magical garden of marclestump!

 

[Lambi]

For baking a cake and not inviting me over for tea!

 

[Ren3004]

For wanting a free invitation.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not checking your mail more regularly!

 

[Ren3004]

For spamming my inbox.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spamming my outbox.

 

[Ren3004]

For filling my computer with SPAM.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for filling my computer with SPUDS!

 

[Ren3004]

For not liking that.