The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "YOU BROKE IT WITH SPUDS!!!"

 

[Ren3004]

For not realizing I did him a favor.
[sub]Now you have an excuse to get a new computer.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to worship me as cookie lord.

 

[Ren3004]

For calling himself 'cookie lord'

 

[Sassafrass]

...for refusing to acknowledge me and Vaude will catch him one day.
[sup]Your posting is futile, Neon! FUTILE!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I was unaware of that.
[sup]Heh. I know Vaude is gonna pass me quite soon. And you'll be soon after.
HAH. YOUR GLOATING IS RUINED![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For gloating about it?

 

[Neonbob]

...for not joining my small gloating.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for gloating about losing his crown to me.
[sup]Still not sure if this is a good or bad thing.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking you'll get my real crown!
[sup]Heh. It'll be a decent thing.
But I'm keepin Mah crown. You'll have to make your own.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I want your real crown!"
[sup]Hmm. Maybe.
And do you know if Bioshock 2 came out today?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting that my crown will destroy anyone who is not made of my DNA.
[sup]I did know. But I lack the funds to get it.
Why do you ask?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a magic crown.
[sup]I was just wondering.
And it may have also helped half of us put our mind's at rest as to where Vee is.
And also, 400 posts 'til 20K.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling magic unmagical. Or at least asking like it.
[sup]Hah!
I'm guessing Vaude has spoken obsessively about it?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising it was a post full of jealousy.
[sup]Nah, she hasn't. But she has admitted to being a massive Bioshock fan-girl. And we were all a bit concerned after she passed out yesterday.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for falling into a pit of envy.
[sup]Ah.
That's interesting.
This was in S.Q/S.A?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the reason I fell in to it.
[sup]Yah.
I might pick it up later as I'm still playing the first and fucking loving it.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for falling into three pits in a row.
[sup]Heh. I got the first for $20. And played it three times.
I'll probably get the second one eventually.
Drilling people sounds like too much fun to pass up.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for tricking me every time.
[sup]Heh. I got the first for free about two weeks ago.
And drilling people does sound fun.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For being tricked so easily.
[sub]Ahhhh, that's probably it.[/sub]