The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For not operating said tumors.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lacing my drink with LSD and not telling me!

 

[Lambi]

For handcuffing a rabbit to the chainmail!

 

[Ren3004]

For wearing said chainmail.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to wear said chainmail.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating my chain-mail.

 

[Neonbob]

...for flipping coins in the air while singing a fanciful tune.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for almost causing me to alter your sentance.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Me-owth! That's right!"

 

[Lambi]

For reminding me of the worst evil trio. Ever.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking they were ever evil. Just foolish.
And annoying.
And twatish.
And just continue this list in your own time.

 

[Lambi]

For grabbing the horse with your pinky toe.

 

[Pm0n3y]

For looking a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[Lambi]

For horsing around.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for strapping himself to that horse.

 

[Lambi]

For not being hung like a horse.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not hanging a horse from the rafters.

 

[Sassafrass]

@Lambi: ...for assuming things about me.
@Neon: ...for not hanging a cake from the rafters.

 

[Neonbob]

...for focusing on horses for more than an hour.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not breaking the curse of horsing around.

[sup]Just noticed. I'm very close to 20K.[/sup]