The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a keyboard with 2 "i" keys and no "o" keys.

 

[Neonbob]

...fir making fun if my technical priblems instead if helping me track diwn the sinuva ***** whi did it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spelling errors!
Mwuhahahahaaahaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Neonbob]

...fir insisting in micking my issues!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not fixing your issues.
And fix you spelling while your at it!

 

[Pm0n3y]

for being purposely bias. I think.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I was purposely mocking him!"

 

[Lambi]

For leaving the front door open so the Oompa-Loompas just walked in!

 

[Pm0n3y]

For asking the Oompa-Loompas if they want any tea.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to dance with wolves dosed with LSD.

 

[Lambi]

For spraying me with scorpion-pheromones!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not washing them off in the stream of iron.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for spouting random rubbish about rivers when it should be about pink unicorns.

 

[Neonbob]

...for returning your bullets without a receipt!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking the manner in which I returned the bullets to him.
[sup]You said nothing about shooting them at you.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for hating every minute of your last exam.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being closer to the truth then he thinks.

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding the truth with statistics and slurs.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for listening to Obi Wan and using his advice to play chess.

 

[Ren3004]

For not realizing Obi-Wan doesn't care about chess.