The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to break free from molds that I don't make.
[sup]That you are. GET THERE ALREADY.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not hitting me with a horse to snap me out of my trend I'm stuck in.
[sup]I'll think I'll get to 19,999 and then just hover for a bit.
Then use my 20K post for something awesome. But what, I don't know.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for requesting a horse when you know you'll be smacked with a giraffe.
[sup]oooh, cool. I'll be eagerly awaiting it, then.
*sits and stares*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not hitting me with it whi-*GIRAFFE-SLAP!*
[sup]I've only got about an hour to think of something.
Argh, the pressure! *Stares back*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for enjoying your giraffeslap.
[sup]THINK, DAMN YOU! THIIIINK!
*stares harder*
*wall behind Sas explodes*
cooooooool[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-GIRAFFESLAP!*
[sup]I'm thinking maybe a thread about how long others see themselves staying here.
Of course, I shall not mention the 20K thing directly.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me do this.
*slaps with hippo*
[sup]Heh. That works.
I'll still congratulate you though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for slapping me with a damn hippo!
[sup]Uncool!
And I've just noticed I've only got 5 posts to go. TO OFF-TOPIC!!! *Batman scene change music*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking the hippo. Nasty.
[sup]Oh, I thought it was quite cool.
Hooray!
*stares harder and a store three miles away bursts into flame*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I licked it.
I spooned it.
[sup]And that was creepy.
Indeed!
And that was awesome.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for cuddling a fat animal with some nasty diseases.
[sup]Two more!
It...it was.
Hmmm
*stares harder still*
*family blows up*
:-D[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me the posting disease.

[sup]NONE NOW!!!
Go check the thread out.
And that was just...well, it was made of epic and awesome.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being too human!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being on a shit TV show.
[sup]I have clicked it!
I'm proud of that.
Never knew I could do that! Hehe.
This is going to be a daily thing now.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a shit TV.
[sup]Yay!
More YAY!!!
Let me try. *Stares at puppy*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for listening to the mad prophet.
[sup]*crosses fingers*
Eeeee![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What kind of mad prophecy is this mad prophet madly prophecizing?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for flawing your logic with half concocted babblings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Actually, that was all part of one of my plans!"

 

[Neonbob]

...fir itfitting my cimputer with a key prigrammed mire than ince!