The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for suggesting that Obi Wan doesn't care about the Sport of Kings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking Obi Wan even cares about ruling.
He's too much of a goody-two-shoes jedi.

 

[Neonbob]

...for burying mines in your cereal.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the Bang O's!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for doing this to one of his friends.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being gone so damn long!

[sup]Thanks. And where were you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hey...you're right, actually." *BANG!*

[sup]Just been a-curoius. And Chinchy hasn't been around for aaaaaaaages.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For recovering.
[sup]It seems my minions failed.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go force choke some subordinates.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh well, the saying is right. If you want something to be done right, you have to do it yourself!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having fortitude.

[sup]@Goat: Yeah...and Empy.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Actually, I was testing out some new recruits, they failed."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, that's because I never tried, why should I? It's not that important, yet, and it's a pretty good way to test new recruits. The ones I send obviously weren't good enough to call themselves my minions, since they couldn't even kill a goat."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What? I need to test recruits before I trust them with important missions, don't I?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yeah but aren't Goats the way forward in chemical weaponry?"