The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For painfully admiting his love for pain!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting my nuts on the road and making me go 'Nim-nim-nim'

 

[Lambi]

For not saying "Ni!" instead!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing this round to Python.

[sup]Have you got any sleep yet?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking I sleep! I hibernate!

[sup]Nope. Don't know when I'll go. Might take a nap later today.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for only hibernating.

[sup]Same. Probably have one at about 11.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For walking the dog in lava!

[sup]Me too. Usually when I stay awake the whole night, I get really tired at around 10am - 12pm.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for walking the cat.
Cats don't need walks.

[sup]Heh. Funny you say that as my vision begins to blur slightly.
But I shall muddle on! For I need to technically be awake in twenty minutes.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For walking!

[sup]I feel no different from yesterday's evening except I stare. I don't blink much at the moment.
Why do you have to be awake for 20 minutes more?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for strolling like a pimp.

[sup]Get some money out for my parents I think.
Useless parents can't even use a cash machine.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For acting like a git.

[sup]Get some money out for your parents?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dancing like there's no tomorrow.
[sup]Don't worry, there's still some stuff I have to do first.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for lifting arms high above your head.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your fingers in an electric pencil sharpener.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being behind him in the line for sacrificing your firstborn to me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking it was a sacrifice. I just wanted a burger.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowning that meat grinder was on an altar in one of my temples.
[sup]You can keep the meat, I just take the soul.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to take a soul that I had already consumed...
[sup]Yeah...sorry bout that. I take the souls of all my kids the instant they're born.
It keeps them docile.[/sup]