The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting him in his place.
I had typed an entire post for that, but I forgot to post it before descending to the mortal realm for dinner.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not missing me while I caught mah Zee's back.

[sup]I see how it is. *Puts on backpack to sad music*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting me to sleep at night.

[sup]Neveh!And I do. Sometimes...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For almost catching Vaude's insomnia.

[sup]I think she's infecting us...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for speaking the truth.

[sup]Yeah, she may be.
Where did she go anyway?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for all the truths!

[sup]And this is a bad thing how?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For putting custard in my shoes!

[sup]She said she had to run a few errands.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was custard...

[sup]Fair enough then.
Now, to stay awake! *Falls asleep*[/sup]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for making me remember this thread.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For needing help remembering this thread.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking he ever forgot it.

[sup]It's always been in your mind, FFF. There, at the back of your mind, chewing away at your conscience like a hamster would chew on some paper. Then, that hamster chewed too far, releasing your memories of this thread, bringing you back to us and into madnesses cold, loving embrace...[/sup]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...FOR NEVER PUTTING DOWN THE DAMN SAMMICH!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for claiming he is Madness.

[sup]Yeah but they were kept in a freezer for two hours before hand.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for claiming there are cool kids.

[sup]There are only idiots and Escapist cool.
I fit into both categories.[/sup]