The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not leaving some for me.

 

[Lambi]

For hogging all the grog!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hogging my hog!

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing I found my favorite Alestorm song!

[sup]Keelhauled.
And I found an official music video for it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me wish I had that song.

[sup]I don't have that song. And Youtube hates me.
I'll stick to Captain Morgan's Revenge as my favourite.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For burning all the rum!

 

[Lambi]

For "But why is the rum gone?"

[sup]@Sas: You only have one album? Shame on you![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "That smoke cloud is over 50 foot high, the entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think there isn't a chance they'd wouldn't see it?!"

[sup]Not my iTunes. A friends who I 'liberated' from his portable HD.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's a good reason to burn rum!
This is precious Rum we're talking about!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing you can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him.
Trust me.

 

[Ren3004]

For talking in a confusing way.

 

[Lambi]

For "Roses are red, violets are blue.
Cross my path and I'll fucking kill you!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making awesome rhymes.

 

[Lambi]

For not thinking of them himself!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked... which we don't have... without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

 

[Lambi]

For quoting Pirates of the Caribbean!

[sup]What faction are you in Genre Wars?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Zombies!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nothing!

[sup]@Lambi: Don't play it as my 'net probably couldn't take it. Describe it to me.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For something!

[sup]@Sas: I haven't played it. I just chose a faction and am now in the 'No one can attack me' position.
@Rex: I'm in the Ninja faction.[/sup]