The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for trying to buy me out.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing that price and replacing it with a kitten.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I have a squad of kitty killers.

[sup]I was so tempted to type another word then.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to bring me out of myself.

[sup]True...
See ya later. *Wedgies Goat*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing your mind to the force of mashed onions.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for dancing with the devil in the pale moon light.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for losing his mind to me.

[sup]It's very weird, your mind.[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

For helping make Escapist history with "The Countdown to 1000".

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your trust in a fund.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing the last of the cocaine.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wearing a dress in public.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not letting me express myself.

 

[Neonbob]

...for expressing yourself through violence towards ME.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not taking the pain like a man!

 

[Lambi]

For taking pain for granted!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking away my grant to cause pain!