The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for preventing my rise to power.

 

[Lambi]

For wearing sunglasses on a snow day.

 

[Neonbob]

...for shadowing your ears with sound.

 

[Lambi]

For covering your skin with visuals.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting a tattoo of your face three inches down from your real face.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For running into the sound barrier with a cheese.

 

[Neonbob]

...for clapping all day long.

 

[Lambi]

For making mice race over a piece of lettuce.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting a cat out of a bag.

 

[Lambi]

For letting spiders run loose on the kitchen table.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a car out of wood.

 

[Lambi]

For stappling your elbow to your chin.

 

[Neonbob]

...for employing a bunch of idiots.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stapling a cat to your nose.

 

[Ren3004]

For stapling a nose to your cat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for moving your room into a shipping container.

 

[Ren3004]

For shipping that container to the other side of the world.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having your container shipped to me.
Now I'll have to burn it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blasting your ears with paint!

 

[Ren3004]

For blasting your ears with a gun.