The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for failing the mythbuster's code of honor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "You have failed me for the last time!"
*Force choke*

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for using The Force.

 

[Ren3004]

For using the farce.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the farts.

 

[Lambi]

For using the Scwarts.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the darts.

 

[Ren3004]

For amusing the carts.

 

[Lambi]

For using the arts.

 

[Pm0n3y]

For topping the charts.

 

[Neonbob]

...for charting unmapped areas of your toes.

 

[Ren3004]

For hiding under my bed.

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my lasagna!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling him a pedo when I'm not a minor!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a bad pun out of a word.