The Guy above me is a troll because...

[USSR]

..for being less confused than I am.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pouring your heart into a meat grinder.

 

[USSR]

..for not realizing Mudkip have 78 hearts.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I ate the other 77 ones.

 

[Ren3004]

For eating so many hearts.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What does the scouter say about your post count level?"
[HEADING=1]"It's over 9000!!!!!!"[/HEADING]

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing I said that like 2 hours ago.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I care.
I'm the one with the scouter so I say it!

 

[Lambi]

For scouting ahead.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For scouting the sandwich.

 

[Ren3004]

For smiling all the time.
[sub]It's getting annoying. Stop that.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I never smile because there aren't enough planets to destroy.

 

[Ren3004]

For not eating my sandwich.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for unexpectingly expecting the unexpected.