The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Imma Charging mah lazor!!!!"

 

[Ren3004]

For not charging his lazor with a solar charger.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to charge my lazor in a way that doesn't damage the environment as much as possible.

 

[Ren3004]

For not being greener.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to get us to buy a Toyota Prius.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having to go.

[sup]You'll see me tonight.[/sup]

 

[USSR]

...for not inviting me.

Selfish -.-

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting me to come!

[sup]Where you going? Work?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For breeding chickens for the sole purpose of running fast!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...FOR FREEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for having too much alliteration in your name!

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for the right amount of alliteration in your name...!

 

[Neonbob]

...for following your dog over the edge of a cliff!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for chucking that dog over a cliff.

 

[Neonbob]

...for punting a pillow into fire.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for punting me into fire.