The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...FOR SINGING IN A CLOSED ROOM!
You really suck at singing...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For singing at all.
You're worse!

 

[Neonbob]

...for comparing shit to shit.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For setting up a shit comparing booth.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for breaking the shitiness scale.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's all I broke.
[sup]I'm here to break EVERYTHING!!![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being late for dinner.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blaming him for me breaking his watch.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for admitting to Paris Hilton on the internet.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For asking me to break the internet.
[sup]Then where would I gloat about all the stuff I broke?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for showing us all the thoughts of a somewhat sane gerbil.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting to see them.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing your friend into the snow.

 

[Lambi]

For peeing in the snow beforehand.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being said friend I pushed in said snow.

 

[Lambi]

For considering me a friend! And pushing me into the snow.