The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for beating a heart with sticks.

 

[Lambi]

For not stabbing it with pointy sticks.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting a crowd to go nuts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For turning a crowd into nuts!
Then eating said nuts!
Leaving nona for me!

 

[Lambi]

For going nuts over salted nuts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I go nuts over them.
I was already insane!

 

[Lambi]

For being completely off his rocker!

 

[Sassafrass]

..for stealing that rocking chair.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sitting on a rock.
[sup]That'll be a $2.00 fee for resting on my merchandise![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For selling scrap metal at a magnet store!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for seeing my cunning plan.

 

[Ren3004]

For having a cunning plan.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having a cunning plan.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not cunning yourself in the face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not cutting yourself in the face for my entertainment!

 

[Neonbob]

...for insisting on your answer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to not insist on my answer.

 

[Neonbob]

...for driving like a sane person.

 

[Neonbob]

...for questioning my masterpiece of a five minute plan!