The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hiding your rockets in a better place than your basement.

 

[Lambi]

For not showing me your pet panda.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not looking at it.
It's between my lazer cat and mytoy magnets.

 

[Lambi]

For still not having a post count of over 9000.

 

[Neonbob]

...for staring at an open wound.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping to open that wound even more!

 

[Lambi]

For gasping at the mouse.

 

[Neonbob]

...for grasping at rust.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having any grasp on reality.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting go of my hand!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing I didn't let go, I just cut it off.

 

[Neonbob]

...for assaulting my wrist!
[sup]DAMN YOU!
Now I have to wait for it to regen...
*sits*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just regenerating a new body from that hand.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing the problems that would cause.
[sup]You do not want two of me running around.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Why not? Whales would get nuked twice as fast!
Maybe even faster because you'd have competition."

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I want completion quickly.
[sup]When you hate something like I do, you don't want it to end until you're about to die.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well then, lets get started on that!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to start something that is an ongoing project.
[sup]I'm tracking three pods at the moment. I can let you push one of the buttons if you like.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Pods? What kind of pods? Metapods?"

 

[Lambi]

For reminding me of Pokemon!