The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would stop planning for anything but executing the plan.
And even then I keep planning.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to put people on the right path to hell.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Goat
For thinking it was important.
I don't even remember what I ate this morning!
Oh wait, I didn't eat anything...
@Neon
For thinking that job isn't important.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being Mr. Sparklepants.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not looking for my own pair of sparklepants.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wearing vampiric pants.

 

[Neonbob]

...for connecting me to THAT.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking vampires sparkle.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that was meant for you.
It was for Neon.
You just ninja'd me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving me that image. Bastard.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling him to release his anger and join the Darkside.

@Neon
Yes, release your anger! Join the Darkside!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Of course it's logical."