The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to the the best when that spot is already taken!
[sup]PODS OF WHAAAAALES![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For not wanting to be reminded of the best thing ever!
Best thing aside from myself of course.
@Neon
For "Are you sure it aren't ninja pods?"

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing I grew up with Pokemon. I never said it was a bad thing.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting himself on a cloud made of rice.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting himself on a cloud of mad rice.

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling your brain with liquid socks.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking those were liquid socks.
It was human flesh, my brain was hungry.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling cotton flesh. YOU LIAR!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would ever lie to you unless it's part of one of my plans to cause your demise...

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to believe your lies!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm lieing.

 

[Neonbob]

...for continuing to try and mislead me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm even trying!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to get some credibility back.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need to get anything back.

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying things left and right.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being in denial.

 

[Neonbob]

...for swimming in denial and problems.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not stopping the plans I just executed while I kept you distracted.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to plan in the middle of a snowstorm!