The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Does that five minute plan involve ruling or destroying the world? Otherwise I question it too!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for not taking into account the fact that I'm using supersoldiers.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing even those won't help when I send my mute phd rogue physician with his crowbar!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sharing your knowledge of feet with me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having no foot knowledge.

 

[Neonbob]

...for eluding my searchers.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for searching for my searchers.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your searchlights in a ditch.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting your shoes on you penis.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving him sticky shoes.

 

[Ren3004]

For finding that distasteful.
[sub]You should find it disgusting.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

For not thinking the rocket launcher I found in that sewer is cool.

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking a wrong turn to Narnia, and ending up in my basement.