The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not climbing out on the bones of the people I'd kicked in earlier.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For telling him the weakness of your traps.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking it's a trap rather than a pit of fun

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Of course it's fun... for us! Not for the fools who fall in."

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that matters to me at all. Fun is fun.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not jumping in, since you think it's fun.
The only fun there is to see those pathetic mortals suffer from up close.

 

[Neonbob]

...for twisting my words!

 

[USSR]

...for wording my twists!

 

[Neonbob]

...for shooting at me with a large bullet!

 

[USSR]

..for not dodging faster.

 

[Neonbob]

...for learning to dodge with traffic.

 

[USSR]

..for learning how do dodge a wrench.

 

[Neonbob]

...for infusing pain with love.

 

[USSR]

...for transfusing molten lava with a foot fetish.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh, molten lava foot fetish! Sounds hot!"
@Neon
For "Of course I love causing pain."

 

[Neonbob]

...for eluding thermal cameras.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For needing thermal cameras.

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding my dog's eyes in snow.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
"I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside"