The Guy above me is a troll because...

[EricKINGS]

For thinking its gonna work.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being incredibly pessimistic.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Neon
For being optimistic and having a reason to be.
@Commi
For being a ninja!

 

[Neonbob]

...for slapping people with your pinky finger.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the difference between slapping and decapitating.

 

[Lambi]

For decapitating himself.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sewing me back together.

 

[Neonbob]

...for beating a war wizard with a cancerous stick.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it was the Cancerous Stick of Doom!
[sup]I only use weapons of Doom! You should know that![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for riding along in a car.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not reloading my shotgun.

 

[Neonbob]

...for having to stick it on your leg.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting syphilis from one of those many ladies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me AIDS.

 

[Lambi]

For giving AIDS herpes.