The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for beating rabbits with sticks.

 

[Lambi]

For poking my eyes out with a melon.
[sup]It was quite tasty, though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for what?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for linking TVtropes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not linking it.
[sup]Notice how I don't link it either?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Shut up!"
*Takes out corrupted Master Sword*
*Slices Goat's head off*
*Sews Goat's head back on, backwards.*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blaming me while he knows I know little about Goat anatomy.
[sup]I know just enough to tell you I sewed your head on backwards...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It's the part of you that carries your brain, your horns, your teeth and your eyeballs, so it must be your head.
It is also the thing were you inserted my sandwich!"

 

[Lambi]

For gaining weight when he should be studying.

 

[Lambi]

For leaping through the air at high speed.

 

[Lambi]

For causing busy hour.

 

[Neonbob]

...for living inside someone for a long time.