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ioxles

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KEM10 said:
ioxles said:
friboy2791 said:
ioxles said:
rant against haikus
defence
[proof] haiku's are dead
the internet killed them [/proof]
so there na na na
But with that retort
in that manner of speaking
they are still living
Continuation!
How fragrant thy blossom is-
fresh new world alight

Reason abandoned
Seek forth the meme apparent
for in it truth dwells

A true cyclic wheel
The reincarnation
To die and both live

But is it an art
Like the games publishers fart
into the banal

There is love for this
That much is now apparent
I am repented
 

Mimssy

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My throat really hurts
I think I may have caught strep
My very own plague

The name is Heather
Some days I can be awesome
It's not today, though.
 

KEM10

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ioxles said:
KEM10 said:
ioxles said:
friboy2791 said:
ioxles said:
rant against haikus
defence
further rant
observation
Continuation!
How fragrant thy blossom is-
fresh new world alight

Reason abandoned
Seek forth the meme apparent
for in it truth dwells

A true cyclic wheel
The reincarnation
To die and both live

But is it an art
Like the games publishers fart
into the banal

There is love for this
That much is now apparent
I am repented
All praise be to thee.
The errors have been undone,
and glory returned!

Alas, it cannot be,
for you might be one trolling.
Then all is in jest.

Forsake those vile ways!
No good in tomfoolery!
(or in these accents)

Let us now depart!!!
Exclamation point, one, one!!!!
We mustn't feed more!
 

rekabdarb

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Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU
 

Truth Cake

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ioxles said:
KEM10 said:
ioxles said:
friboy2791 said:
ioxles said:
rant against haikus
defence
[proof] haiku's are dead
the internet killed them [/proof]
so there na na na
But with that retort
in that manner of speaking
they are still living
Continuation!
How fragrant thy blossom is-
fresh new world alight

Reason abandoned
Seek forth the meme apparent
for in it truth dwells

A true cyclic wheel
The reincarnation
To die and both live

But is it an art
Like the games publishers fart
into the banal

There is love for this
That much is now apparent
I am repented
A curious mind,
made it's contradiction clear,
yet not quite correct.

Your thoughts are quite flawed,
Art need not be humerous,
A point must be made.

Redemption you gained,
or so your words have made plain,
I do not deny.

Art won't die today-
Internet CPR!
Haiku still lives on!

As we speak of art-
this art in the form of words-
progress marches on.

A fool, I might be;
The time? Two in the morning.
Please check my past works.
 

Juven Ignus

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rekabdarb said:
Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU
You wanna dare me?
Watch me fucking own this bet.
Qualification
 

Juven Ignus

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MrDeckard said:
Juven Ignus said:
MrDeckard said:
Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway
What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.
They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame
I can see your point
And I will counter with this:
To each man his own.
 

Dfskelleton

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I've always been more of a rhyming guy, so I'll give this:
I'd wish to wecome you to this site,
I how everyone treats you tight.
Don't take seriously to Yahtzee
or be a grammar Nazi,
And I'm sure we'll al be alright.
 

KEM10

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Oct 22, 2008
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rekabdarb said:
Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU
That is not so hard.
A simple answer will do:
HIPPOPOTAMUS

Not enough for you?
All you need is some extra
vocabulary.

And this is from me,
my thoughts are usually
mathematical.

So an extra word
to extinguish the third line
creatively

is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall
 

War Penguin

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Jun 13, 2009
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I am War Penguin
I will rule the Escapist
Just need bigger gun

And you are welcomed
Please obey rules and grammar
Then you will be fine