The haiku thread

[rekabdarb]

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

You wanna dare me?
Watch me fucking own this bet.
Qualification

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

That is not so hard.
A simple answer will do:
HIPPOPOTAMUS

Not enough for you?
All you need is some extra
vocabulary.

And this is from me,
my thoughts are usually
mathematical.

So an extra word
to extinguish the third line
creatively

is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall

lol i'm glad two people brought up the mantle... now i got some haikus that i can say to my english major buddy when he starts busting out his like a know it all jackass

 

[friboy2791]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

they're not about rhyme
rhythm is more important
in a poems form

 

[friboy2791]

I've always been more of a rhyming guy, so I'll give this:
I'd wish to wecome you to this site,
I how everyone treats you tight.
Don't take seriously to Yahtzee
or be a grammar Nazi,
And I'm sure we'll al be alright.

maybe i should have
started up a limerick thread
just like wolfenstein

I refer of course
to zero punctuation
on new wolfenstein

 

[friboy2791]

I'll just steal one off a friend.

"Hey! Listen! Watch out!
She will haunt me forever,
That stupid, blue *****."

I fully agree
Navis an annoying *****
Tatl for the win

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I don't really care
About poetry writing
But welcome here pal.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

they're not about rhyme
rhythm is more important
in a poems form

But without meaning
They are completely pointless
They are just a game

 

[Hollock]

this is so random
I don't know what I'm saying
haiku apple pie

 

[Fetzenfisch]

The Nippon-Fanboy
he is smelling like old milk
how i despise them

 

[friboy2791]

just returned from school
checking out the thread i made
you guys are awesome

 

[friboy2791]

The Nippon-Fanboy
he is smelling like old milk
how i despise them

what is the Nippon?
I know I sound like a n00b
but at least I ask

 

[Nickisimo]

An amusing thread
Distracting my vast hunger
To Wendy's I ride

 

[Contun]

Haiku's are so dumb...
Only losers would make them...
Hey- WAIT A SECOND!

 

[captaincabbage]

This thread is stupid
Go out and get some fresh air
you are all stupid

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

Think outside the box
Rhyme is not a requisite
Read e e cummings

 

[asdfbojqewrv]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

Think outside the box
Rhyme is not a requisite
Read e e cummings

Nor are periods
so it would appear to be.
ot: welcome friend

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

Think outside the box
Rhyme is not a requisite
Read e e cummings

Agreed, rhyme is option
They rarely mean anything
Never heard of him

 

[Mikeyfell]

Typing a haiku.
On the Escapist, no less. === on a computer, no less
Finished the last line.

I don't know Spanish.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
and that's about it.

Five, seven then five
that's how you write a haiku
this is one right now

"could you go a day,
speaking only in haiku's?"
and I replied, "no."

Refrigerator
I think I cheated a bit
Refrigerator

Haiku's are fun...uh
almost screwed up that last line
this is really hard

my mouse-pad has boobs.
you know, for carpal tunnel.
It's orthopedic!

Forget limericks
the haiku's are where it's at
because they're easy.

make each line it's own
phrase. Otherwise the haiku
sounds really awkward.

I made all these up,
For various school projects.
This one is new though.

Creativity
Will not be found in this one
For it is stolen

I fucking love this.
It once was a paradox.
I fixed that one line

This thread is so cool.
Welcome to the Escapist.
Enjoy your time here.