Decoy Doctorpus said:
Raven28256 said:
Decoy Doctorpus said:
Or they're enjoying a rousing game of the 360 dashboard.
...Don't insult the Dashboard...I fucking LOVE that game.
But, in a similar situation, ever seen some of those commercials were it shows someone working on a computer that has its screensaver on? They were pretty common a few years back, when tech knowledge was even worse among the average person as it is now...Which is scary, upon reflection, since over half the people I come across know jack crap about computers.
Though, until you have a friend who was cussed out because his store wouldn't give a refund to a guy who cut a video card in half because it wouldn't fit into his computer...THEN we can talk real techno-idiocy. But alas, now I'm rambling off topic.
What in god's name did he cut the card in half with?
Basically, a guy went into the store to buy a new graphics card. Then, he calls them with a problem. My friend was working the phones that day. The guy said "I bought the wrong graphics card earlier today. It won't work with my computer." My friend said "Fine, if you bring it back we can do a refund." Sounds easy enough, right? Well...About 50 minutes later...
"YOU PEOPLE OWE ME A GRAPHICS CARD AND A NEW LAPTOP!!!"
"...Huh? Sir, we are not responsible for any damage done to your--"
"Yes you are! I bought a graphics card today that wouldn't fit in my laptop!* I didn't feel like going back to the store so I cut some parts off with a power saw I use for carpentry. Then, I put it in the computer and NEITHER works! You people owe me a new laptop and graphics card!
"...Sir, we can't do that. By...cutting your graphics card in half...you voided your warranty. Had you just brought it back we could have done a refund, but we can't give refunds after a product has been...modified...in such a way.** We also aren't responsible for any damages done when you are upgrading or changing out computer parts."
"...Then you people should TELL customers that cutting something in half voids the warranty! Since you don't properly state this I'm within my right to sue you people out of business! I'm not shopping there anymore and I'm calling my lawyer!"
"Good luck, sir. Have a nice day."
*He wanted to upgrade his laptop...But bought a desktop PC graphics card.
**My friend was crying because she was trying so hard to hold back the amount of laughter that puts people into comas.
Yes, apparently a carpenter went to upgrade his computer and thought "Hey! I bet I could cut some pieces off to make it fit like I do in carpentry! It makes SO MUCH SENSE!"
Sorry...But computers aren't like that. Needless to say, they never were called by a lawyer.