the hill game

[Scde2]

*Creates a twilight shroud, turning you into an adorable little cuddly wulfy!

My hill (And wulfy!)

 

[Basement Cat]

*Unleash huge herd of zebras. They horrifically trample Scde2 and the "adorable little cuddly wulfy". For a few moments Scde2 can be heard screaming like a little girl--then the screams are stopped as a dozen zebras crush Scde2 into an unrecognizable goo.*

My hill!

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I unleash a pride of lions. The zebras run away from the predators so the lions gobble up Copper Zen.

My hill!

captcha: Keep What's Yours.

That's the idea, captcha.

 

[scorptatious]

I unleash a herd of wildebeests, trampling all over the king lion. Which in turn, causes his evil brother to take over the pride and in return for my help, he gives me the hill.

My blood-stained hill.

 

[LynxParadox]

I take the cub of the late king's cub under my metaphorical wing and train him to take back the pride by confronting the new evil king... all while singing Hakuna Matata all the way there!


My worry-free hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I laugh at your idea of worry-free-ness as I lead the armies of Sauron and wipe out all resistance!

My tainted hill!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drop the ring into the volcano under the hill and let the rushing lava destroy aforementioned armies.

My hot hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I bring Kyogre to flood the area, washing you away.

My soaked hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

I unleash a spider swarm:

Complete with a Boss:

They poison, paralyze, and wrap up NoOne852, cover him with eggs that hatch millions of baby spiders which eat him alive, and cover the hill in sticky webs.

My (scary infested) hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: SPIDERS! OH GOD, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!

My (crispy) hill.

 

[NoOne852]

"Hey look over there, it's a distraction!"
*pushes off hill*

my hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

Ninja walk up behind NoOne852 where he can't see me because of his umbrella and inject him with a syringe of heroine. He wanders off in La La land.

My hill!

 

[NoOne852]

Unfortunately for you, my LaLa land is something more like this:
While I attempted to give you present, it explodes as I frolick around the hill.

My paradise hill!

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I shoot him with a tranquilizer dart filled with Ritalin. He slumps to the ground from an overdose.

My hill.

 

[NoOne852]

Now that I freshly respawned, I charge her with my umbrella in hand as I fire a laser out the end, sroching a hole in her head. I stand triumphantly at the top of the hill and play the song of my people.

My hill!

 

[username sucks]

*Gives NoOne a head in exchange for the hill*

I declare this hill the nation of This Country Sucks, now ruled with an iron fish by username sucks.

 

[Scde2]

*The nonexistent citizens of This Country Sucks overthrow username sucks because of sucky rulership and proclaim me as their Catboy god*

My catboy theocracy-hill.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Clears throat*

Hello, I am Morgan Freeman...

*Watches Scde2 run away in terror*

My hill.

 

[Basement Cat]

Decide I can't compete with Morgan Freeman...walks away.

His hill

 

[Scde2]

@Not G. Ivingname: No, bad Not G. Ivingname! We've been over this. Bad! *Hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

And since Copper Zen submits I guess it's my hill again.