the hill game

[Epicspoon]

Hypnotizes everybody currently fighting over the hill into one giant connected dream where they fight over the hill while I take the real one for myself and also lock all of their bodies in an inescapable box on the off chance that any of them wake up.

My Hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I realize we are in a trace and kill myself to respawn out of the box (cause thats the only way we all can be able to keep posting here).
I then sneak up on you, knock you out with my umbrella, and toss you into the ocean.

My hill!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*Phaselocks and punts off the side of the hill*

Bai. My hill now.

 

[NoOne852]

Calls in an orbital MAC blast on the hill, not leaving much left of Ahri.

My cripsy hill!

 

[LynxParadox]

Sells NoOne's soul to the devil to build my kingdom opon that hill.

the devil doesnt understand the deal because of NoOne's name and kills everyone as I hide under the bodies of the dead...

My hill?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*Phaseshifts NoOne Lynx off of the hill, and into an abandoned field.*

My hill!

[small][sub]Edit because ninja'd![/sub][/small]

 

[NoOne852]

I call in my friend the Slenderman to kidnap Ahri to a different dimension.

My hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Gets out $20*

My hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

Throws dog bone down slope. Not chases it.

My hill!

 

[NoOne852]

*Uses the Light of Elendil to light up the entire hill, forcing Copper Zen to retreat*

My hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

Conjure a mighty Gust of Wind. NoOne--desperately clinging to his umbrella--is blown into the distance.

My hill!

 

[scorptatious]

*Bounces on Copper Zen's head and gets 100 points*

My hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I comicly disguised a bomb as a pie and gave it to Scorptatious, who ate it and had until sun set before the bomb exploded.

at night, the hill will be mine!

 

[Basement Cat]

Send in SWAT team with Bomb Squad. Bomb disposed of and NoOne arrested.

My hill!

 

[scorptatious]

I reveal that I didn't actually eat the pie and intended to share it with everyone. I then accidentally trip and blow everything up within a square mile.

Crater available for sale.

 

[NoOne852]

Not sure if ninja'd or was intentional... Eh, Im going with it.

I float down with my umbrella to see that (once again) the hill is no longer a hill. So, naturally, I go all Minecraft on the place and create a new hill!

My blocky hill!

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I pretend to sweep the hill with my broom then impale NoOne through the heart with the sharp, pointy end.

My hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I take your broom and throw it far away, making you have to go get it! I then put down a bunch of woopie-cushion landmines. One wrong step and a blast of puttering air will do absolutely nothing.

My hill of nonsense!

 

[Basement Cat]

I sneak up to you after dusk and tickle you mercilessly, sending you rolling down the hill, laughing.

My hill of Giggles!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I falcon punch the eyes

My hill