the hill game

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Ka... ma... ham... EH... A!!

My... pile of ruble.

 

[NoOne852]

The hill was destroyed already? That didn't last long... I'm going to get a new hill...with blackjack and hookers!

My hill!

 

[scorptatious]

I win enough money through blackjack to buy the hill off of NoOne852.

My hill.

 

[Epicspoon]

I eat a ton of food and also all the other players and get so fat that I take up the whole universe both granting me the hill and blocking the spawn points so nobody can come back to life.

My hill.

 

[scorptatious]

Epicspoon gets kicked for spawn camping and I spawn right back in. Conveniently right next to the hill as well.

Mine hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I used the gravity gun (half-life seires) to launch Scorptatious out of sight.

My lonely hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Wait a minute, the default Gravity gun cannot lift and throw normal human beings. HAX!

My cheating free hill!

 

[MrCollins]

I use the power of pop music!!!

My hill now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The pop music does what it has been leading to all these years and brings the destruction of itself and all its fans.

My Jazzy hill now.

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I se up white noise projectors and nullify all noise in the area. That way nobody hears Dr. Susse screaming as I go "axe-murderer" on his ass.

My hill.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Little known fact about Australians; We explode when hit with an axe.

My hill.

 

[Epicspoon]

Walks past the meaty Australian chunks strewn about and claims the hill.

My hill.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Throws arm at tizzy.

My hill now mate!
*Does victory dance*

 

[Basement Cat]

*winds up catnip soaked electric mouse and turns it loose. Watches Tizzy chase it down hill*

It's mine now. Allllll mine!

 

[NoOne852]

EDIT: Ninja'd

I charge the hill with a flame sword, bringing light and something to stab him with!

My hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Takes hose and doses flaming sword, before hitting NoOne with a big stick*

My (for once actual) hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

*throws water balloons at cat to chase it off*

My damp hill!