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The Horrible Future of Gaming
So, after a trip to the future to get my copy of Final Fantasy XXVXVXII I decided to take a look into how gaming has changed in the 20 years I jumped. And boy was it bad. Here are the top items that make gaming so bad in the future.
1.You are no longer allowed to own games. Or license them. Or even rent them. You have to buy the license to rent the license to license the ability to buy permission to rent a game. And this process can take up to 5 years.
2.The above license has to be renewed every day. Luckily it only takes 23 hours and 49 minutes to process. If the license is not renewed, the system explodes, and the offender faces up to 123 years in game-less confinement.
3.All games are online. There is no such thing of a physical copy.
4.A single game can take up all the space on a 1050 GB computer. This is not because of the game?s graphics, or length. 99.99% of this memory is taken up by advertisement.
5.Games take about 1 week to finish loading a level if your computer is fast. Slower computers can take up to a few months.
6.Most games only have total play time of about 12 minutes, but because of long load times and such, most people never finish a game.
7.Game prices have gone up. Most new games now cost around $13,843 without the 57.5% tax put on every game. Game systems area around a million dollars without the 78.45% tax.
8.Every person is required to buy a game.
9.You have to log into your game every 3.2 minutes or else your game will be deleted. If you become idle in your game (which happens if you don?t do something with the game for 2.76 seconds) for 14.6 seconds, you will automatically become logged out, and given a 20 minute suspension where you can?t log in.
10.DLC?s are necessary, as 83% of a game is left out to be used as a DLC. A DLC cost twice as much as a game. Games that allow gamers to buy an extra map for their games now require you to buy 11 map packs to complete a map. These pieces are randomly generated, with some being less common than others.
This is all that I found out right now. I plan on doing another investigation quite soon. So, if you think gaming is bad, just be glad this isn?t happening to you. Till I report back, goodbye.
The Horrible Future of Gaming
So, after a trip to the future to get my copy of Final Fantasy XXVXVXII I decided to take a look into how gaming has changed in the 20 years I jumped. And boy was it bad. Here are the top items that make gaming so bad in the future.
1.You are no longer allowed to own games. Or license them. Or even rent them. You have to buy the license to rent the license to license the ability to buy permission to rent a game. And this process can take up to 5 years.
2.The above license has to be renewed every day. Luckily it only takes 23 hours and 49 minutes to process. If the license is not renewed, the system explodes, and the offender faces up to 123 years in game-less confinement.
3.All games are online. There is no such thing of a physical copy.
4.A single game can take up all the space on a 1050 GB computer. This is not because of the game?s graphics, or length. 99.99% of this memory is taken up by advertisement.
5.Games take about 1 week to finish loading a level if your computer is fast. Slower computers can take up to a few months.
6.Most games only have total play time of about 12 minutes, but because of long load times and such, most people never finish a game.
7.Game prices have gone up. Most new games now cost around $13,843 without the 57.5% tax put on every game. Game systems area around a million dollars without the 78.45% tax.
8.Every person is required to buy a game.
9.You have to log into your game every 3.2 minutes or else your game will be deleted. If you become idle in your game (which happens if you don?t do something with the game for 2.76 seconds) for 14.6 seconds, you will automatically become logged out, and given a 20 minute suspension where you can?t log in.
10.DLC?s are necessary, as 83% of a game is left out to be used as a DLC. A DLC cost twice as much as a game. Games that allow gamers to buy an extra map for their games now require you to buy 11 map packs to complete a map. These pieces are randomly generated, with some being less common than others.
This is all that I found out right now. I plan on doing another investigation quite soon. So, if you think gaming is bad, just be glad this isn?t happening to you. Till I report back, goodbye.
