The 'I would rather..' game.

[BENZOOKA]

I'd rather prove you wrong

I want you to catch a grenade

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd rather believe in fairies.

Anyone up for hello kitty island adventure?

 

[prinxess]

I'd rather swallow a cactus.

Who wants to listen to Miley Cyrus with me? >

 

[BENZOOKA]

I'd rather listen mosquitoes

Could you put out that fire?

 

[kalakashi]

I'd rather douse your face in petrol and push you face first into it, then pour more petrol onto your back as I watch your skin burn to a crisp whilst I toast marshmllows that, as they roast, become covered in your peeling skin as it is slowly torn from your muscles.

Anyone wanna have a nice friendly chat?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather not, after you torched the last gentleman.



Want to go bowling?

 

[Stoic raptor]

i would rather go skydiving with no parachutes.

Lets play the wii.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd rather drink the coolant fluids from my fridge.

How about we go shopping?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather choke myself on the plastic bags.


I want to play make believe with you.

 

[Disaster Button]

I would rather crush the fantasies of a thousand children.

May I have this dance?

 

[mariosuperlative]

I would rather be molested by an elephant.

I want to play video games with you!

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I would rather step on a bear-trap, have pepper thrown in my eyes, thus confusing me a great deal, then fall down a well, which has been dry for years, so I hit the ground and break both my legs, I still can't see at all, and there are crocodiles down there that have somehow been surviving all these years, probably from eating guys like me who would rather have all these horrible things happen to them than play vidya games with you.

[sub]But really I'd like to as well [/sub]

I want to take you out for a romantic dinner. With lasers.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather use dynamite instead of lasers.


I want to teach you how to play Minesweeper.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would rather be part of this thread

May I kill you?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd rather be the eggman.

Want to go skydiving?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather land arse first onto a radio mast.

Want to make muffins?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I would rather choke stalin with a hankerchief.

Want to go pony trekking under the sea?

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would rather.... Yeah, I'd do that

Care to join me?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather have 'Geez Louise' as my catchphrase.


Want to save the whales?