The 'I would rather..' game.

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd rather skin myself with a dull grapefruit spoon.

I want you to fix my Red Rings of Death.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd rather buy you a pony, let you pet it, then shoot the pony in the head.

I want you to make me a sammich.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ear

I want to play Violin for you

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd rather do it in white.

I want you to bring me the "angry hat".

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd rather eat tar

I want to you DANCE
*pulls out twin revolvers*

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather punch a bear to see what happens.


I want to show you my special protractor called 'Dave'.

 

[Indecizion]

id rather break your "special protractor" with a blender

i want you to make me dinner

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd rather pull your nuts out... through your asshole...

I want you to massage my feet.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd rather eat my very soul.

I want to ride a nuke with you.

 

[Vrex360]

I would rather eat toxic waste.

I want to date movie stars with you.

 

[TheSentinel]

I would rather eat my own intestines.

I want to shoot your foot.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd rather go to school. I went there.

I want to beat spacecows with you.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd rather drink molten lead.

I want you to cut my toenails.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd poke a dinosaur in the eye and let it rage at me.


I want to give you this sacred hat.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I would rather put a pencil under my big toe and kick a wall.

I want you to make me a sammich.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather make myself a Sandvich. And eat it.

I'm suffering from a critical illness, and I want you to perform life-saving surgery on me.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd rather do it with a rusty scalpel... drunk...

I want you to cut your hand off.