The 'I would rather..' game.

[orangebandguy]

The rules: The next poster has to respond to the previous poster's request and then ask the next poster for something.

The response can be as hilairious/brutal as you like as long as you don't really mean it.

[HEADING=2]Example[/HEADING]


Person 1: 'I want to go out with you.'


Person 2: 'I would rather beat myself to death with my own legs than go out with you.'

Person 2: I want to play cards with you.

Person 3: I would rather... And so on.

So I'll start with: 'Would you like to buy me a sandwich?'

 

[orangebandguy]

Shameful bump.

 

[sky14kemea]

I would rather eat my own face.

I want to go to the movies with you.

 

[sky14kemea]

I would rather cut both my feet off.
[sub]N'awww, I did wanna dance D: this game is being mean!
Quick! think of bad things to do...[/sub]

I want to push you off a cliff!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I rather swim in shark infested water in a meat suit
[sub]Nothing personal just the game[/sub]

I want to see a football game with you

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather put my foot in an Octopus' mouth.

[sub]There's just something genuinely terrifying about that[/sub]

Do you like chocolate milk?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I'd rather be sodomized by a Tarantula!

I want dance dance the fandango with you.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[orangebandguy]

Spoiler

Dude, it's your game and you didn't put something for me to go off of! C'mon!

I want to make this game work!

Shit sorry. I'm too tired at the moment.

OT: I'd rather sit on a cactus than make out with that thing.

Would anyone like to see this box of kittens?

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd rather.........see a box of puppies?
[sub]So I'm bad at this. xD[/sub]

I want to take you ice-skating in the moonlight, followed by a romantic stroll trough a snow-covered forest.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather take your Ice Skate and slice my eyes out with the blade.


Would anyone like me make them some tacos?

 

[Littlee300]

I would rather just go to taco bell.
Would anyone want me to give them some of my beef jerky through internet?

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd reather jerk your *ahem* I'd rather throw myself into a jerky maker.

I want to explore the universe with you.

 

[Rydex]

I would rather be subjected to castration followed by scaphism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism) then like my own mum's cat's leavings.

I want to game with you.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd rather throw my PS3 out a window.

I want to decorate a Christmas tree with you.

 

[Nouw]

I'd rather watch Encyclopedia Dramatica Offensive.

I want to kill you