The Improvement Game.

[GmonXyZ]

By dipping it in mustard.

How would you improve chess?

 

[pyramid head grape]

With a 7th class piece. "the ninja"

How would you improve the pirate?

 

[Roxas1359]

Give them Devil Fruit powers.
How would you improve a Physics class?

 

[Silverslith]

Do a class trip to the space station for a lesson in gravity.

How would you improve not being able to sleep while your upstairs neighbor bangs his gf?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

By banging my neighbor's girlfriend.

How would you improve toilet paper?

 

[dalek sec]

Make it with gold thread woven into it.

How you do improve a burger?

 

[Silverslith]

With bacon, of course.

How would you improve a rainbow?

 

[dalek sec]

A second rainbow made by Rainbow Dash.

How do you improve a car?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A flux capacitator.

How do you improve the human eyeball?

 

[StormShaun]

Steal a better one.

How do you improve a toilet?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Flush it.

How do you improve an audio book?

 

[Roxas1359]

Smash it and buy a new one.
How would you improve a backpack.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Make it with gold.

How do you improve the name Jack?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

But "Bauer" or "Shepard" after it. Or "Samurai" in front of it.

How do you improve the internet?

 

[Dr.Susse]

After some research apparently just with more cats.

How do you improve electricity?

 

[The Night Angel]

By weaponising it I'd say.

How do you improve a slingshot?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With electricity......we're on to something here.

How do you improve a funny breakfast cereal.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

By making them funny.

How do you improve genetically enhanced cyber ninjas?

 

[StormShaun]

Get rid of the enhanced part and enhance them AGAIN!

How do you improve chocolate Pretzels?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

You.... you..... simply can't improve them.

How do you improve a cybernetically enhanced ninja dog?