The Improvement Game.

[The Night Angel]

Remove his higher brain function.

How do you improve history lessons?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Stop focusing on the past.

How do you improve perfection?

 

[The Night Angel]

Redefining it.

How do you improve a blank piece of paper?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Buy drawing a stick figure on it.

How do you improve a game of hand man?

 

[Roxas1359]

Replace the hands with chainsaws.
How do you improve headphones.

 

[The Night Angel]

Attach them to an audio device.

How do you improve fire extinguishers?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Fill them with kerosene.

How do you improve pants?

 

[StormShaun]

Make them transform into a bike.

How do you improve Australia?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A free slab of beer every weekend.
The it would be perfect.

How do you improve Australia's political situation?

 

[The Night Angel]

Anarchy.

How do you improve Saint Patrick's day?

 

[Roxas1359]

Incorporate Johnatan Swift's satire as truth. Babies for all!
How would you improve school lunches?

 

[Silverslith]

Let them eat cake.

How would you improve Rick Santorum?

 

[Roxas1359]

Put him in a tutu and have him dance at the next primary.
How would you improve Apple Inc?

 

[StormShaun]

Start making more games on macs. X_X
My friend complains about that a lot.

How do you improve me?

 

[Roxas1359]

Hm...a little facial surgery and some new clothes, then you look like this and be perfect.
How do you improve cat food?

 

[StormShaun]

*Looks at photo*...Reeeeeal funny. -_-

Spoiler

OT: Make it smell less and make it real food that doesn't look like it was meant to be eaten by my toilet. (Not trying to be immature but it is true)

How do you improve...yourself?

 

[Dr.Susse]

More trips outside and better coordination.

How do you improve a cup of tea?

 

[The Night Angel]

I answered this before, little bit of milk, no sugar.

How do you improve a day at sea world?

 

[GmonXyZ]

Start a fire at the sea-lion show.

How do you improve the Special Olympics?

 

[The Night Angel]

Give it more network coverage.

How do you improve a day shopping with the significant female figure in your life?