The Improvement Game.

[Silverslith]

Send her off independently and go to the bar to meet your friends.

How do you improve nachos?

 

[MammothBlade]

Add nacho cheese.

How do you improve cheeseburgers?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Bacon - although I guess that could answer every "how do you improve" question.

How do you improve sleep?

 

[The Night Angel]

Turn off your alarm.

How do you improve early starts to the day?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

An epic waking up montage with great music.


How do you improve my jimmies?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Rustle them. Ninja them from you. Offer them to me.

How do you improve Bonk! Atomic Punch?

 

[dalek sec]

By offering it in a six pack form!

How do you improve the Heavy's fists of steel?

 

[Roxas1359]

Replace his steel hands with diamond spikes.
How would you improve a bed.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Put Naked Scarlett Johannsen in it.

How do you improve a delicious chocolate cake?

 

[Roxas1359]

Hide a dead stripper in it.
How would you improve an alarm clock?

 

[dalek sec]

By making it give bacon out each morning.

How do you improve a bathtub?

 

[The Night Angel]

Fill it with hot water.

How do you improve an apple?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Give it gravity.

How do you improve a sport?

 

[The Night Angel]

Make it Marmite.

How do you improve space?

 

[The Night Angel]

Take away its stupid name, and call it something cool.

How do you improve hockey??

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Blindfolds.

How do you improve soccer?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Call it football.

How you improve relations between Poland and Russia?

 

[GmonXyZ]

Nuke em both, from orbit!

How do you improve programming languages?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Make them gangsta.

How do you improve motorcycles?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Put rockets on them, obviously.

How do you improve....YOUR OWN LIFE??!!